MY mom didn't pack me enough stuffing.
I heart stuffing.

also
I want to make figs in basalmic reduction
with honeyed whipped cream, and lavender shortbread.

hmmmmm....

work has become a battle of will...

WILL i work?

whatever... Otter is home HORAY!

My friend chris is in disney land... pigfucker.
fuck him.

another razza frazza week off..... fucker.

soooo hungry.



whats for dinner


what I ask WHAT?!?!?

I miss painting...
I constantly doodle at my desk (dead skelebunnies mostly, and ribbon bows oddly)
I need an outlet.
and NOW.

hmmmmm I like cheese.


that reminds me the wallace and gromit movie was really good.


and ummmm yeah that is alll.....

talk to me people.


tell me anything....

we live on a mountain
right at the top
there's a beautiful view
from the top of the mountain
every morning I walk towards the edge
and throw little things offlike:
car-parts, bottles and cutlery
or whatever I find lying aroundit's become a habit
a wayto start the dayI go through all this
before you wake upso I can feel happier
to be safe up here with youit's real early morning
no-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff, still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they makeon their way downI follow with my eyes 'til they crash
imagine what my body would sound like
slamming against those rocksand when it lands
will my eyes be closed or open?
I go through all this
before you wake up
so I can feel happier
to be safe up here with you




-bjork........

hey well what do ya know... maybe this can work out.......

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fucking a I love being paid to do nothing..........

Itchy me.


I itch... it sucks... going to doctor.... please no steroids.

I'm very tired... my sister snores like a walrus...
I'm so OVER house sitting.
fuck that house fuck that drive and fuck that dog.]
he's big yellow and DUMB AS A ROCK
I love all things great and small but fucking a he's like 110 lbs of ball breaking
Heavy breathing short bus riding golden fuck.

I want to eat my Fage. (greek yogurt)

I hate this kid I work with... who will remain nameless, so we'll call him Kiss Ass McFucko.
McFucko for short.

This guy Is attached Tongue to ass with our new boss (the dreamy Josh) hee hee he's a Jew.
literally I think (McFucko) is addicted to butt hole. (mhmm mhmm good?)

(Eric, thank you for you know what)

so yeah.

Crystal's getting married in less than a year..... SOOOO AWESOME!

Heather has something in the works..... but what? hmmmm heather?

Work is getting better.... I think I may on top because everyone quit around me.
thats ok... I'll get over it.

Eric is filming a homodrama.... (perfect)
they need a new actor.....
eric is kinda Asian.... and super gay.

I think we may have the answer... J/k...kinda.
(fuck I love you)

Lane has eric craving this thing called a singing bowl...
I will of course insure he gets said musical device however I fear it will join the growing pile of "world music implements eric tires of" go ahead ask about the didgeridoo...

Its cool I’ve always wanted a thumb piano.
And others….And batteries.